Archive for February, 2008

Mattress Giant.

That’s what I am.

I went in to work today, rushed to get all my work done and then raced home to beach my bloated ass in bed. You have no idea how hard it is for me to just lay here. Grrr. The only thing fierce enough to make me do it is the gripping pain whenever I stand up. I mean really, I’ve contemplated if it would be possible for me to somehow get off the bed and crawl on all fours to the bathroom to pee, or perhaps there’s a jar big enough so I don’t have to leave bed at all. I am however, thankful that the Baker and I splurged for this nice mattress. I am giant. I am on a mattress. I am the “Mattress Giant”…..”ooooooh, aaaaaaah, oooooh, ahhhhhh, only the mattress giant.” (please tell me y’all have these commercials where ever you live, they are amazing and the epitome of cheese)

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Ice, Ice, Baby

Stop. Collaborate and listen. (beware I could type out all the lyrics from memory) 

We (by we I mean, I endured and he administered) just completed our first IM progesterone injection. It is my sincere pleasure to inform you all that it was painless. Yes, painless. It was much akin to the Gonal-F but with less stinging. It’s a good thing I’ve got “back”.

To my “cycle sisters” on a similar schedule who may also be faced with this daunting task I’ll tell you what I think helped make this a success. (of course, really, we just followed the directions from SUPER NURSE)

Ice, ice, ice, ice that ass!!! I mean ice it till it stings, and keep icing it until you’re so numb that you can’t feel the sting of the ice and actually have to crane your neck to look and make sure you haven’t gotten frost bite.

Lay down on your stomach, which if you’re like me may be bloated to mind boggling proportions, and turn your feet inward. 

Do the shot. (Have your husband do the shot.) 

Then, kindly ask the husband to knead your ass like a batch of fresh dough. (Hell, yeah)

Then, sit your ass on a heating pad. 

(for you legal types….this is not medical advice. This is what worked for me. It may not work for you. I am not a doctor. I am not a nurse.)

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Numbers…

18 eggs retrieved.

15 eggs were mature and each were injected with a single sperm.

14 FERTILIZED!!!!!

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Next up….tonight we start the dreaded progesterone shots. Please say mucho prayers.

Saturday will be our next update on our 14 children, and how much they have grown etc. A word of caution, usually not all of them survive.  Once the embryologist checks them for proper growth we’ll schedule the transfer. If all goes well the transfer will be on Monday. We are hoping to have 2 blastocysts to transfer back. If (and that’s a BIG if…because only 20% of couples do) we have “extras” they will cryo-preserved until a later date at which point we will thaw and transfer them back too. I know it sounds crazy. But when we started this whole thing I promised God that whatever life he chose to bless us with, then we will attempt to deliver  (obviously not all at once) and raise. If it’s 1 or 3 so be it, if it’s 14 so be it.

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The Bloat.

This is just before my first Gonal-F injection.

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This is today, one day after the egg retrieval.

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The RETRIEVAL

The retrieval.

Woke up.

Showered and made constant reminders not to spray anything on myself that was scented.

Closely supervised the Baker while he was getting ready, nixing most of his personal care items.

Went the hospital and argued on the way there because the Baker wanted to talk about the Stars trading some players with Tampa. Baker also failed to honor my request that we listen to some nice soothing music.

At the hospital I was soooo nervous. To the point of tears. But through the tears I was still able to tell the Baker how much I disliked him because I felt that he was failing to appreciate the enormity of what was about to happen.

The IVF nurses went about their routine, lots of forms, lots of questions, the weigh in (which by the way my bloated ovaries def. tipped the scales), blood pressure cuff etc. I was buried under warm cozy blankets that were such a nice compliment to my hazmat hair cap, gown, and footsies.

Then the RE arrived, sweet as ever, with SUPERNURSE!!!! Who came in extra early just for me, sans make-up in a show of staunch solidarity!!! So nice. Then the anesthesiologist came in. I was a little nervous that he was a he, but I had googled him the night before and learned that in his spare time he does missionary work in Guatemala. Anyway, he was the second sweetest man ever (you know, cause, Baker gets the numero uno spot). He even went through the trouble of numbing my arm before he started the IV. When he put the IV in I felt nothing.

Then I was given a shot of anti-biotic in the IV line, which made me GAG because my whole mouth and nose filled with this awful taste/smell. He gave me half a milligram of Versed and I walked myself into the retrieval room. Time 7:10AM.

I was pleasantly surprised! The room was not this big awful, giant, bright, impersonal, cold, sterile room. It was pretty tiny as OR’s go. It had some pretty damn good ambient lighting. The embryologist came in an introduced herself. Super Nurse was there. The RE was there. The anesthesiologist was there. Only essential personnel. I “assumed the position” in those massive, yet remarkably comfy surgical stirrups…to the best of my memory I remained completely covered and buried under all those warm blankets, in fact I remember that they loaded me up with some fresh blankets. I remember the RE saying that we needed to get my pulse down a bit…cause though I was trying to make jokes like “Oh, what a pleasure to meet you…would you like to see my girl parts?” I was still mega nervous that the anesthesia would kill me. The anesthesiologist then asked me to take a deep breath and pick my favorite place. In my head I said a quick prayer and thought about the steam showers at the Bliss Spa at the W. Niiiiiiiiice. Felt the heaviness set in.

7:45AM. That was what the clock said when I opened my eyes. I was “out/under” for 15 minutes and it took about 10 – 20 minutes for me to be 100% awake. I laid there in the bed, under a fresh set of warm cozy blankets while the Baker did his part. Then I went to the bathroom (like they make you), got dressed, drank some apple juice and walked out!

My Mom took care of me, although I was pretty awake all day I forced myself to lay in bed and try to sleep…couldn’t do it. We went to lunch at 11AM. Came home, took a little nap. Got up, baked cookies, made dinner. We have a running joke that God thought she needed the day off more than me!

I feel pretty good. I mean I’m mega bloated and have some minor cramps, but it’s only slightly worse than before the retrieval. Overall, it was a great experience.

I know these details have been mundane, but this is the type of post I really wanted to see when I was all hopped up on nerves and googling the hell out it prior to the retrieval.

Tomorrow, we should get a call with the update about how many of the 18 eggs are mature and how many fertilized.

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Eggs and Bakin’

Back from the retrieval. I feel fantastic and could not have asked for a better team of nurses and doctors. Super Nurse even came in early to work to comfort me! I feel really blessed to be so well taken care of. The anesthesiologist was FANTASTIC. I’ll post all kind of details later today, but just wanted to let y’all know the preliminary report.

18 eggs!!!!!

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Fear

I gotta be honest, I’m a little worried that I’ve already ovulated or will ovulate prior to the retrieval. I know this is ridiculous. And Super Nurse has calmed my fear, but I mean really, how bad would that suck!

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Nerves.

I’m so nervous about the IV sedation for the egg retrieval! How ridiculous. You know the part about the RE piercing holes in my girl parts…not the least bit concerned. It’s all about the drugs. Here’s to the prayer that I’ll have a wonderful experience, pain free, relaxing, spa-like surgery!!!

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It’s not you, it’s me.

Saw Mr. Sono today, he wants to “take a break”. He was all “it’s not you, it’s me. You’re too good for me, you don’t need me anymore.” I tearfully said goodbye and we promised to “meet again” in a month or so. Honestly, I’m hoping that we make a clean break at that meeting and go on about our separate lives. In the mean time, he’s set me up with his “hot friend” down in the ARTS lab. He’ll make a good “rebound” Wednesday morning!

Right ovary follicles: 21.3mm, 14.6mm, 15.7mm, 19.4mm, 17.3mm, 21.3mm, 16.3mm, 20.8mm, 18mm. (She didn’t measure the smaller ones)

Left ovary follicles: 17.9mm, 11.5mm, 16.3mm, 25.1mm, 19.7mm, 23.8mm, 21mm, 18.6mm, 21.6mm.

Uterine lining: 9.8mm

E2: 755

PLAN: Trigger tonight at 7PM (sub.q of Ovidrel to the stomach). Egg retrieval Wednesday morning at 7Am. Arrive at the ARTS lab at 6AM. Start the IntraMuscular progesterone shots (Ass shots from here on out) Thursday night. The good news is that my Mommy is coming to dote on me, just like the good ‘ol days!

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Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

Skipped church today to indulge in my ongoing affair with Mr. Sono.  Our tryst this morning revealed that there is an apparent vast right wing conspiracy amongst my ovaries. I have 11 follicles on the right and 9 on the left.

Right ovary follicles: 20mm, 15mm,  23mm, 14mm, 20mm, 19mm, 20mm, 13mm, 15mm, 18mm, 12mm.

Left ovary follicles: 22mm,  19mm, 18mm, 15mm, 16mm, 22mm, 14mm, 15mm, 16mm.

Uterine lining: 9.5mm

E2: 550 (I was assured that this drop was expected and is due to the GaniHELLISH.)

Plan: Tonight = Gonal-F and GaniHELLISH (grrrr). Pre-work quickie with Mr. Sono tomorrow at 9:15AM with accompanying E2 draw. We (yes, even the Baker) are keeping our fingers crossed that we get to trigger tomorrow night for a Wednesday retrieval. What this means for my bruised belly is 3 or 4 more injections.

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