Dear Eyelids,
I know I haven’t always been nice to you. Please accept this as my formal apology to you for that blue-shimmery shadow, dark liquid liner, eye lash glue, never ever using specially formulated eye make up remover, and years of tortuous scratching because at times I lack basic self control. That being said, do you think you might be able to pretty please with sugar on top, stay OPEN? I know it’s hard, but please stay open for business.
