In the words and song of Bobby Darin. (sing along, it’s Mac the Knife)
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Oh, the shark, babe
Has such teeth dear
And it shows them, pearly white
Just a jackknife, has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it
Ah
Out of sight
Ya know when that shark bites
With his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, though
Wears old MacHeath, babe
So there’s never, never a trace of red.
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And so it was tonight when I ate dinner 2 hours late. Two hours is a lot when you’re pregnant, pregnant with twins, and have a medication you need to take with food.
One of the lovely nurse tech’s (aid) finally took me down to this little cafe in the hospital to grab a delicious, giant piece of pizza. We had waited in line forever to get the pizza and were in a second line waiting to pay when an additional register was opened. We were next in line. Imagine my excitement when the new cashier called for “next in line”. My excitement quickly turned to rage when this woman three people back pushed the tech out of the way to get around my wheelchair and check out with the new cashier. Before I could stop myself, I outstretched my arm, blocking her and said “Oh, I’m sorry I thought he said next in line.”
The look on her face was not one of remorse, but rather one of shock that I actually stopped her. I guess in the hospital it’s cool to run over people in wheelchairs instead of doing your best to help them.