Dear Eyelids,

I know I haven’t always been nice to you. Please accept this as my formal apology to you for that blue-shimmery shadow, dark liquid liner, eye lash glue, never ever using specially formulated eye make up remover, and years of tortuous scratching because at times I lack basic self control. That being said, do you think you might be able to pretty please with sugar on top, stay OPEN? I know it’s hard, but please stay open for business.


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    heather said,

    tell me about it. wait til you add progesterone to the mix! that stuff just knocks me out.
    and thanks for the congrats! i’m hoping for doubling betas and stickiness.

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